The GF BF Jokes




Girl to shopkeeper : Bhaiya aap ke paas aisa valentine card hai jismel likha ho.
'U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..?
Shopkeeper : Haan Hai..!
Girl :Theek hai 50 de do


Girlfriend- Mere papa mujhe din bhar daante rehte hain..
BF-koi baat nhi yaar.. Papa hain wo tere..
Girlfriend-Par din Bhar kyun daat te rehte hain..chup hi nhi hote..
BF- Darling, papa hain wo tere.
Girlfriend-Par bin wajah kyun daat te hain..
BF-Aare yaar..Jaane bhi de.. Papa hain wo tere..
Girlfrnd- Tum bhi unka hi favour loge..meri to koi value hi nhi hai tumhare Liye..
BF- To kya uski aisi taisi kar dun. Us buddhe ka aaj uski kabar khod dunga pareshan karta hai meri jaan ko..Milne de saale ko kabutar ki aulaad..
Gf:- Aise mat bolo jaanu papa hain wo mere..
BF- Main bhi toh ek ghante se yahi keh raha tha kamini .. papa hain wo tere..


Girl friend: How much do you love me ?
Boy: very much ....
Girl: Give me an example
Boy: Think, you are a SIM card and I am a mobile. Without you I am not there and without me you are not there.
Girl: So sweet.
Boy:(smiling) turns back and says that she does not know that I am a Chinese mobile where 5 SIM can enter...


She: I love u..
He: Me too..
She: Say full sentence..
He: I love me too.
*Blocked*


Ek ladki k pass unknown call aayi........
Ladki - hello
caller - hello! Kya aapka koi bf hai?
Ladki - ha hai
caller - thik hai mai tera bhai bol raha hu....ruk tu ghar aake batata hu
Thodi der bad ek or un known call
ladki - hello
caller - kya aapka koi bf hai
ladki - nahi to
caller - to fir mai kon hu
ladki - opps! Sorry janu mujhe laga bhai hai..
Caller - to mai tera bhai hi bol raha hu ruk ghar aane de


Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the .
Husband : Jo shaks chori karta hai, wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai
Wife(romantic andaaz me ) : Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya khayaal hai? . .
Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai..


A small girl looks at her
brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently…
Everyday u come to meet my brother,
Don’t u have your own brother?


Ladki : darling mera mobile recharge krdo na please.
ladka: darling mai tera aashique hu airtel walo ka jawai ni.


Girl to me: jaaanu btao jab main hasti hu toh kaisi lagti hu
Me: aisa lagta hai jaise nokia 1100 hang ho raha ho...


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