Dad Beta, say Daddy.”.
Child – mummy..
Dad – beta bolo Daddy..
Child -mummy..
Dad – “teri maa ki.. Daddy bol saale….”
All of d sudden mom enters….
Mummy – “beta say MUMMY…….”
Child – Teri maa ki….
Mummy – “WHAT?? WHO TAUGHT YOU
THIS ??””
Child : DADDY.......
Child : DADDY.......
Bhikari : Kuch Khane ko de do
Ladki : tamatar khao
Bhikari: Roti Dedo
Ladki : tamatar khao
Bhikari : Acha lao tamatar hi dedo
Ladki ki Maa : Are tum jao baba, Yeh Tutli h kahe rhi h Kamakar Khao.
Daddy to son : kya chal raha hai tera uss ladki ke saath. Din bhar uske saath ghumte rehta hai uspe paise kharch karta hain . Log tarah tarah ki baatein kar rahe hai. kya jawab de unhe?
Son to dad : pitaji unse kehna bajirao ne mastani se mohabbat ki hai aiyashi nahi.
*Baap ne kutte jaise pita*
Height of Innocence
Kid (on phone):
Madam, My son will not come to school today !.
Madam: Who are you?.
Kid: My Papa Speaking !!
In bio practical
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing only its legs?
Student: I don't know.
Examiner: You failed, what's ur name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name.
Nursery class ke ek Student ne Exam Paper pe su su kr diya.
Teacher:- Gadhe! Ye kya kiya??
Student:- Madam! Aapne hi to kaha tha, pehle jo aa raha hai wahi karo!!
10 boys under a small umbrella Buot nobody gets wet.!!!
HOW?
?
?
it was Not RAINING.
Moral- alwayz dont think like a scientist.
A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:- I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton
Girl: Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay kforan yahan syreduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dunor tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey,Kambakht, Graphite ki reaction ...
Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.
Bacha : aj mere kutte me unda diya
Santa : yeh kutta kabse unda dene laga ?
Bacha : abe meri murgi ka naam kutta h.
Aunty : Beta pehli bar ghar aye ho kuch to lena hi pdega.
Bacha : Thik h aunty apni beti dedo.
Aunty : sale dobara gharme kadam rakha to taange tod dugi.
Mom : Sofa letne ke liye nahi baithne k liye hota h beta
Son : ha to chappal bhi marne ke liye nahi pahanne k liye hoti h
Ek or padi……..
Teacher. Bacchon wada karo cigarette sharab nahi pioge..
bachey:nahi pienge..
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge..
bachey:nahi karnge..
Teacher:un par awazen nahi kaso ge..
bachey: nahi kasenge..
Teacher: apni zindagi atan par qurban karoge..
bachey: karenge,asi zindagi ka karna bhi kya ha
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