Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai
Next day baap ghar aate hain,..
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ??.
Baap :- Nahi kyo.
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??.
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain...
Ek ladki dupatta odkar scooty pe jaa rahi thi...
Tabhi ek aadmi ne use dekhkar kaha- "Aa sundari zaara apna cahara to dikhana" smile emoticon
Ladki ne dupatta uthaya aur boli- "Papa ma hu aapki GUDDI" tongue emoticon
Maths teacher : What is the value of *x*?
boy : meri jaan thi wo
Teacher. 1 se 10 tak ginti sunao
Chotu. 1.2.3.4.5.7.8.9.10
Techr. Or 6 kaha gaya
Chotu .mam wo to Mar gaya
Techr. Mar gaya Kaise Mar gaya
Chotu .mam Aaj subha Aaj tak par bata rahe the swine flu se 6 ki maot ho gai.
Ragging ho rahi thi.
Senior student to Junior: Teri shaadi wale din mein teri biwi ko kiss karunga. Bol tuje koi itraz hai?
Junior: Ek shart par itraz nahi hai. Shart hai ke mein tumari sister se shaadi karunga.
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